Things That would ensure World Peace... among others

I've been plagued by this idea. What would it take to make the world a peaceful place? (Note that I am NOT talking about how to make this world BETTER. That would make the world near to perfect to live. Meh like a bit of chaos and disorder. Gives me a reason to bitch about life).

10 things that according to Saki (2011), would ensure that the world is in peace are:

1. No plastic bags - we use way TOO MUCH PLASTIC that are non-biodegradable it's literally killing the earth. Why can't we just carry a recyclable bag or even better, collapsible carrier. Then people won't have to bicker about saiz plastik masa membeli-belah dekat shopping complex/pasar.
2. No littering - some people are practically retarded that they have to litter even though the bin is NEXT to them. Nak jalan 30cm pergi buang sampah pon malas. Macam tak belajar. Meh sini aku ajar step by step cara2 nak buang sampah dengan betul.
3. More tolerance towards diversity - accept people for what they are BUT at the same time, holding to your own principle and respect the society and the law. I do have particular dislike towards certain group of people but that doesn't mean I would harass them in any forms nor do I persuade people to hold the same belief. And I do believe that the fault of one (or a few people) cannot be used as basis of hatred for any particular group of races/ethnics.
4. Patience - it's the root of tolerance, understanding and forgiveness. 
5. More bishies (beautiful man)! - pleasant to the eyes. The more pleased I am we are, the less bickering we will do.
6. Less talks by the politicians, more actions taken - small issues could be solved before they escalate to serious problems to the people. That would save a lot of cost to fix things up and avoid potential harm/danger. 
7. No cellulite and flabbiness - this is the main culprit that drives women (and men) to harm themselves by means of rigorous exercise, absurd diet and useless weight loss pills/products. These people become rabid when they're starved: a serious issue to internal affair.     
8. No cockroach - seriously, nobody has ever guessed the point of this bug's existence. It exists only to create chaos and food poisoning (add extreme heart palpitation and extreme twitchiness to the crime list of cockroaches). A threat to sanity and health.
9. More humour - means more laughter and smile. People all over the universe need more laughters and smiles than they need weapons or money. Seriously speaking, why can't those warring countries fight with humour rather than with weapons?
10. Less stupidity - it's okay to be stupid moderately once in a while. It's NOT okay to be stupid most of the time. Whatever happens to the development of people's grey matters these days (especially the younger generation)? If you messed up, then cover it up. No need to publicize it as if the world must know, you idiot. Your stupidity never cease to create problems to other people.

Don't agree with my list of things that guarantee world peace? Then make one yourself.