Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Plague at Home

Being at home is supposed to make one feels better.

...but I am not feeling one iota of contentment.

First, I have had to wake up early in the morning and send my gran to the clinic everyday. No, I don't hate her. I just hate waking up before 10 o'clock. I get headache and I become extremely clumsy in the morning. My mom said to my brother, "Your sister has the ability to destroy the universe in her sleepy state." It's pretty self-explanatory how destructive I am when I lumber off in sleepiness, bound to break and crash and inflict pain to all around me.

To make things worst, I am losing weight rapidly. Gila betul. Ye lah aku tau aku cakap nak turunkan berat badan tapi bukanlah 1 kilo dalam masa 3-5 hari. Nak kurangkan 3 kilo je tapi ni dah lebih. Moreover, I lose weight while pigging out on everything that is reachable. This is absurd. My body has defied the law of nature. I am ecstatic unhappy with my inhumane body.

(mumbles) Maybe I'm evolving into some sort of fat-sucking creature!? Yeah, yeah. If I can use this ability in an active way, I might be able to cure obesity and thus, achieve world peace. (snort) Ye lah tu.


I also have sore throat. It hurts. I can't speak a lot. It's painful not to be able to listen to my own voice.