Things That would ensure World Peace... among others

I've been plagued by this idea. What would it take to make the world a peaceful place? (Note that I am NOT talking about how to make this world BETTER. That would make the world near to perfect to live. Meh like a bit of chaos and disorder. Gives me a reason to bitch about life).

10 things that according to Saki (2011), would ensure that the world is in peace are:

1. No plastic bags - we use way TOO MUCH PLASTIC that are non-biodegradable it's literally killing the earth. Why can't we just carry a recyclable bag or even better, collapsible carrier. Then people won't have to bicker about saiz plastik masa membeli-belah dekat shopping complex/pasar.
2. No littering - some people are practically retarded that they have to litter even though the bin is NEXT to them. Nak jalan 30cm pergi buang sampah pon malas. Macam tak belajar. Meh sini aku ajar step by step cara2 nak buang sampah dengan betul.
3. More tolerance towards diversity - accept people for what they are BUT at the same time, holding to your own principle and respect the society and the law. I do have particular dislike towards certain group of people but that doesn't mean I would harass them in any forms nor do I persuade people to hold the same belief. And I do believe that the fault of one (or a few people) cannot be used as basis of hatred for any particular group of races/ethnics.
4. Patience - it's the root of tolerance, understanding and forgiveness. 
5. More bishies (beautiful man)! - pleasant to the eyes. The more pleased I am we are, the less bickering we will do.
6. Less talks by the politicians, more actions taken - small issues could be solved before they escalate to serious problems to the people. That would save a lot of cost to fix things up and avoid potential harm/danger. 
7. No cellulite and flabbiness - this is the main culprit that drives women (and men) to harm themselves by means of rigorous exercise, absurd diet and useless weight loss pills/products. These people become rabid when they're starved: a serious issue to internal affair.     
8. No cockroach - seriously, nobody has ever guessed the point of this bug's existence. It exists only to create chaos and food poisoning (add extreme heart palpitation and extreme twitchiness to the crime list of cockroaches). A threat to sanity and health.
9. More humour - means more laughter and smile. People all over the universe need more laughters and smiles than they need weapons or money. Seriously speaking, why can't those warring countries fight with humour rather than with weapons?
10. Less stupidity - it's okay to be stupid moderately once in a while. It's NOT okay to be stupid most of the time. Whatever happens to the development of people's grey matters these days (especially the younger generation)? If you messed up, then cover it up. No need to publicize it as if the world must know, you idiot. Your stupidity never cease to create problems to other people.

Don't agree with my list of things that guarantee world peace? Then make one yourself.

Say 'NO' to being disillusioned in life

Things get tough and life seems unbearable as time goes on. We live by honouring the code of the society and try as much as we can to avoid discomfort. Like working a 9 to 5 job, sitting at the desk all day long and getting dissed by the boss and slaved away to build that dream house with a nice car one always want. It's not wrong to want to live comfortably. It's not wrong to want to have a lot of money. But is it worth it if it means being dissatisfied with your life forever and ever (well, at least until you retired)?

I am the typical-minded person who wants all the comforts that a good job may offer: a big house, an imported car and money to shop all I want. However, that doesn't mean that I am willing to sacrifice what I want to do.

Mom wants me to hold a position in the government service. She said you'll be comfortable set for life. House loan with low interest rate, less time of work hour (and tasks) plus, medical benefit. Yeah, mom. Those are all good. You don't get them if you work with private sector and you have to perform to your utmost limit. But being a government officer doesn't mean that I'll be happy even though I earn the dough.

I've always wanted to do something that will require my life and soul, and it'll be done willingly. The path might be rough, and I'd stumble but I'll still follow through because at the end of the day, I want to be proud of what I did. After all, I don't want to be an adult who at the end of the day regrets that she didn't do what she wants. It'll be difficult and I may give up hope at some point, but that is another chapter in my journey that needs to be tackled. So, why bother to overthink stuff. If I think how much this won't work I'll end up chickening out of my dream. So, I'll just take one step ahead and do it.

I Am Pregnant...with Ideas

A few hours after the last paper, my brain cells were revitalized and ideas surged over my puny cranium it was overwhelming.

A little bit of information provokes my imagination to leap over the boundaries.

Like when I was told about the goings of fire drill practice at the kindergarten.

The children are literally little humpbacked camels with high capacity water storage in their bladders that they need to go potty every minute ticking. That annoys the caretakers.

If it is up to me, I'd make it mandatory for the little beasts-the children to saddle their own portable potty? That'll teach them to take pee break seriously. Do once properly and try not to repeat.


Oh, and I've been wondering if Captain Hook has ever been into butchery business. His hook looks prime for dangling fresh butch.


Ever wonder why most women abhor one night stand? That's because they can't reuse the stick.

Booger is God's creation to adorn the caverns that are our nostrils.

If I'm married to a king, I won't call my husband "His Majesty". It'd be "MY Majesty." That'd make ME the supreme ruler of the kingdom.

Rabbits have twitchy, long ears which forever flap because they live in dugout. They don't have fans much less air conditioners to cool the room.

Oh, don't forget the worm question. How do worm tunnels the earth? Well, worms are very advanced in machinery that they managed to attached themselves to silent, motorized drillers. That's why they dig really fast.