Blockbusters

During Ramadhan....

Bila rasa lapar, makanan tak sampai-sampai....

And when we talk about necessary prostitution....

XDDD

Dah Tua Tapi Tak Sedar Diri

Ish, ish, ish.... *shakes head* Know what a lame person does? Dance to K-pop music like a cat pulled its muscles and at the same time, sing along the song while sounding like a strangled chicken.

Who? Who is that LAME ASS?

ME. YES, ME.

////rantrantrant--- Ye shall not steal this line or ye may face the wrath of Saki the Raging Old WhipperShnapper. Fear my candycane!!! *kungfu pose*

If You're Angry...

..and you know it slap your slippers really hard. I'm enraged because pfft... the government suddenly wanted to ban file sharing websites like megaupload and hotfiles. What, isn't it enough with lame censorship and not knowing WHAT TO LABEL? Naruto is PG13 BUT stupidly enough it's not delivered with the label.
"Hai adik-adik. Tonton lah Naruto setiap *****"
Jadi label U pulak kan?



Thank God (and the creator of that program) for the existence of torrent.

After this, government, why don't you ban reality TV shows. That'll give more space for BETTER TV shows.
Tau lah nak dekat General Election tapi perlu ke buat benda dengan extreme?

Undiluted anger causes me to slap the pan on the stove. It was a damn good pan too.

Luckily there is A WAY to bypass stupid restriction.

Rantrantrant\\\\

Gateway of Information

I get all the shizzles from the members of the forum I'm frequenting and the mass of information makes my head explode. Like this:
I was talking about Vampire: The Masquerade series (read up till vol 5 waay back in primary school)

[02:25] <Rufus_T_Firefly> Zaphasutra, the Ravnos antediluvian

[02:26] <Rufus_T_Firefly> I may be spelling it wrong, the point really was: do you know the V:TM backstory, 'cause if you don't the clan novel's whole overreaching plot might get pretty weird as you read them

[02:27] <Rufus_T_Firefly> like if you haven't read the role playing game stuff, then you will never know who actually caused all the things that happen in the 13 novels

[02:29] <paplou> T_T I'm lost

Or this when they talk about programming and webdev:

[04:06] <Rufus_T_Firefly> and while I don't do none these days, I can honestly say i've programmed on C=64, the official computer of the Republic :)

[04:06] <malaka> cool;) me too

[04:06] <malaka> c64, amiga500, 1200, and pc

[04:06] <Rufus_T_Firefly> and C128! :D

[04:07] <Rufus_T_Firefly> everyone forgets the C128

[04:07] <malaka> never had a 128

[04:07] <Rufus_T_Firefly> me neither, but a neighbour did

[04:07] <Rufus_T_Firefly> also, C=64 and C=128, please ;)

[04:08] <malaka> hahahz

[04:08] <Rufus_T_Firefly> I also owned a pc made by hyundai corporation, dang

[04:08] <Anarchywolf46> Old folks.

[04:08] <malaka> was is good?

And they even make their own music and remix and draw doujinshi!

I feel inept at my super lame ability: studying -_-

I haven't seen the world's horizon yet.

Things That would ensure World Peace... among others

I've been plagued by this idea. What would it take to make the world a peaceful place? (Note that I am NOT talking about how to make this world BETTER. That would make the world near to perfect to live. Meh like a bit of chaos and disorder. Gives me a reason to bitch about life).

10 things that according to Saki (2011), would ensure that the world is in peace are:

1. No plastic bags - we use way TOO MUCH PLASTIC that are non-biodegradable it's literally killing the earth. Why can't we just carry a recyclable bag or even better, collapsible carrier. Then people won't have to bicker about saiz plastik masa membeli-belah dekat shopping complex/pasar.
2. No littering - some people are practically retarded that they have to litter even though the bin is NEXT to them. Nak jalan 30cm pergi buang sampah pon malas. Macam tak belajar. Meh sini aku ajar step by step cara2 nak buang sampah dengan betul.
3. More tolerance towards diversity - accept people for what they are BUT at the same time, holding to your own principle and respect the society and the law. I do have particular dislike towards certain group of people but that doesn't mean I would harass them in any forms nor do I persuade people to hold the same belief. And I do believe that the fault of one (or a few people) cannot be used as basis of hatred for any particular group of races/ethnics.
4. Patience - it's the root of tolerance, understanding and forgiveness. 
5. More bishies (beautiful man)! - pleasant to the eyes. The more pleased I am we are, the less bickering we will do.
6. Less talks by the politicians, more actions taken - small issues could be solved before they escalate to serious problems to the people. That would save a lot of cost to fix things up and avoid potential harm/danger. 
7. No cellulite and flabbiness - this is the main culprit that drives women (and men) to harm themselves by means of rigorous exercise, absurd diet and useless weight loss pills/products. These people become rabid when they're starved: a serious issue to internal affair.     
8. No cockroach - seriously, nobody has ever guessed the point of this bug's existence. It exists only to create chaos and food poisoning (add extreme heart palpitation and extreme twitchiness to the crime list of cockroaches). A threat to sanity and health.
9. More humour - means more laughter and smile. People all over the universe need more laughters and smiles than they need weapons or money. Seriously speaking, why can't those warring countries fight with humour rather than with weapons?
10. Less stupidity - it's okay to be stupid moderately once in a while. It's NOT okay to be stupid most of the time. Whatever happens to the development of people's grey matters these days (especially the younger generation)? If you messed up, then cover it up. No need to publicize it as if the world must know, you idiot. Your stupidity never cease to create problems to other people.

Don't agree with my list of things that guarantee world peace? Then make one yourself.

Say 'NO' to being disillusioned in life

Things get tough and life seems unbearable as time goes on. We live by honouring the code of the society and try as much as we can to avoid discomfort. Like working a 9 to 5 job, sitting at the desk all day long and getting dissed by the boss and slaved away to build that dream house with a nice car one always want. It's not wrong to want to live comfortably. It's not wrong to want to have a lot of money. But is it worth it if it means being dissatisfied with your life forever and ever (well, at least until you retired)?

I am the typical-minded person who wants all the comforts that a good job may offer: a big house, an imported car and money to shop all I want. However, that doesn't mean that I am willing to sacrifice what I want to do.

Mom wants me to hold a position in the government service. She said you'll be comfortable set for life. House loan with low interest rate, less time of work hour (and tasks) plus, medical benefit. Yeah, mom. Those are all good. You don't get them if you work with private sector and you have to perform to your utmost limit. But being a government officer doesn't mean that I'll be happy even though I earn the dough.

I've always wanted to do something that will require my life and soul, and it'll be done willingly. The path might be rough, and I'd stumble but I'll still follow through because at the end of the day, I want to be proud of what I did. After all, I don't want to be an adult who at the end of the day regrets that she didn't do what she wants. It'll be difficult and I may give up hope at some point, but that is another chapter in my journey that needs to be tackled. So, why bother to overthink stuff. If I think how much this won't work I'll end up chickening out of my dream. So, I'll just take one step ahead and do it.

I Am Pregnant...with Ideas

A few hours after the last paper, my brain cells were revitalized and ideas surged over my puny cranium it was overwhelming.

A little bit of information provokes my imagination to leap over the boundaries.

Like when I was told about the goings of fire drill practice at the kindergarten.

The children are literally little humpbacked camels with high capacity water storage in their bladders that they need to go potty every minute ticking. That annoys the caretakers.

If it is up to me, I'd make it mandatory for the little beasts-the children to saddle their own portable potty? That'll teach them to take pee break seriously. Do once properly and try not to repeat.


Oh, and I've been wondering if Captain Hook has ever been into butchery business. His hook looks prime for dangling fresh butch.


Ever wonder why most women abhor one night stand? That's because they can't reuse the stick.

Booger is God's creation to adorn the caverns that are our nostrils.

If I'm married to a king, I won't call my husband "His Majesty". It'd be "MY Majesty." That'd make ME the supreme ruler of the kingdom.

Rabbits have twitchy, long ears which forever flap because they live in dugout. They don't have fans much less air conditioners to cool the room.

Oh, don't forget the worm question. How do worm tunnels the earth? Well, worms are very advanced in machinery that they managed to attached themselves to silent, motorized drillers. That's why they dig really fast.

Near Death Experience Is Zen

The last time I was on the verge of death was when I tried to forgo eating for 5 days. Though that wasn't the worst near-death experience I've ever had. I think the worst one was when I was in Form 5 when my mom went for a woman's seminar. I was engrossed in reading, by the time my mom came home my soul was practically half out of my body.

Oh, the days I see stars when I forgo eating. But that only follows after feeling extremely irritated by the smallest thing I see, the urge to kick and pummel anything nearby. Oh, not forgetting the dizziness and uncontrollable shaking. These are initial stages before I succumb to the feeling of euphoria and my soul goes out of my body (I'd like to think that my soul REALLY flies out).

Back then I can go on just by drinking water for 3-5 days.
(Sigh). Now, I can only go on without food for about two days. I feel old.

It was enlightening: when you're dying (or feel like it). I feel like "There are more than shit in life" after being revived. I feel more serene about going through my mundane life after being revived (or more likely resurrected?!).

Near death experience is very Zen. I'd recommend others to experience near-death moment through starvation. It makes one appreciate life (and food) more.

Brain Drain

As much as I want to write something colourful like Samito's post, I can't. Couldn't. (I envy people with social life 'coz much of what I do is do assignment, sleep, eat, read and the cycle goes on and on and on). Blahblahblah.

I think I'm going down with depression because lately I've been staring up at the ceiling while lying down on the bed, unable to form a coherent thought. Blank. Reminds me of Hemingway's "nada y pues nada" in one his stories.

Combined with the anxiety of career life. My toilet/shower/bathroom time is preoccupied with "what profession am I going to land in?", "How much am going to earn?" and "Oh I wish my family's filthy rich so I don't have to worry about working and moolah."

The problem is: I overthink things.
Solution: Worry about future later. Now worry about assignments and final examination.

Conclusion: I'm a worrywart therefore, I am unable to produce any humorous nor enlightening piece of writing. That's why I've been submitting crappy written assignments. Thank God I am not suicidal.
God: You're a chicken shit. There's no way you're gonna kill yourself, silly.
Me : Um, yeah. Thank you for telling me the obvious thing.

~Fin~

Ode to Indolence and Slothiness (and Lack of Wit)

I am extremely lazy to the point that I nearly died out of dehydration today because I am stupid enough to remember that I need to drink at least 2 litres of water everyday. Last week was a horror because hahaha... I shed skin: literally shedding skin like a molting snake.

I.Can.See.Skin.Everywhere.In.My.Room

My room is looking like dumpster because I am too lazy to clean it up.
Must clan everything before midterm break.

Oh, and I was extremely foggy during my Introduction to Moral Philosophy class. The lecturer suddenly popped out of nowhere and sat in front of me and started to ask questions but I was like "...." It went for sometime until I could comprehend that he was asking my friends and I about something.
"Oh, he was asking about asal mana?"
(I mentally scratch my head and pondered, "Er, aku asal mana yeh?")

After a few (long)seconds of thinking I replied something like "lahir KL, tinggal dekat Putrajaya"

Lately, cognitive ability has degenerated into that of a chimp's.

I can see how incoherent this post is. Must charge my brain. Will try to write more during break.