It's raining, it's pouring

The sound of tapping fingers on a keyboard accompanies the rhapsody of rain and storm. I glanced out the window, fascinated by the flashes of lights crashing down, the sound so thunderous it reverberates the earth with the like of the sound of crashing simbals.

I wonder, how those puny worms could stand being assaulted by such loud noise?

Hoho...maybe because they're so slimy (they have lotsa liquid in their mass body) they get to suppress the sound, eh?! I'm such a genius.

Glossary

foodie: stuff that you eat.
chompchompnyumnyum: the act of eating.
aqualibrium: the ability to drink water while dancing around, or while fighting off a big pest without spilling the water itself.
walk like a poodle: jalan lembap macam ..., control ayu.
lick my nose: a sign of disapproval.

Exam!ExamExam!Assignment tak siap lagi! Warghh!!!

siapa boleh tolong?
siapa?
siapa?
emak tak mau tolong buatkan,
assignment saya.
hahaha,
padan muka,
sapa suruh main sakan,
kan dah jadi gila.

Febuari,
ada exam Issues in TESL,
tapi assignment tak siap lagi,
My monthly itinerary is in shamble!
jap gi kang kena la aku sawan B*%#.

Mummy!
Tolong!
Tolong!

Ustaz Kabuye bagi keja manyak,
Dr Mastura suruh buat article review,
sploh page pulak tu,
Dr ISA punya chart bila
nak siap?
Aku tak tau!
huhuhu TT_TT

Bio as your front

I just realized that whenever I sign up for sites, I'm usually required to enter my bio. Front cover is very important for any magazine to be a sell-out. The same goes as your social networking profile. The cooler (or the weirder) your bio is, the more invites you get.
I think it's time for me to step up and redo my bio lah. However, this issue puts me in a dilemma on how to best present myself: I can't seem to write up a cool bio!
Should I do it like this,

Bio

Name: haha collander colonel sanders VII
Age: Forever 17
DOB: Inconsequential. I'm immortal, hah!
Horoscope: Virgo (Virgo pic seems to be way HOT than a ketam bunga)
Height: I'm as tall as a coconut tree
Blood type: ABCDE. What can I say, I'm just out of this world, bebeh.
Favourite: Beautiful people/things
Hate: Ugly people/things

or should i do a normal one like this:

Bio

Name: Peoople call me Saki
Age: 20 now but the 0 behind will change annually.
DOB: I was born in the great 1989, July 4th.
Horoscope: Ketam bunga @ Cancer (no, not Cancer, the disease)
Height: 151 cm
Blood type: Boring O
Favourite: Too many things to be included here.
Hate: Refer to 'Favourite' section.

So, which one should I use?

Hairy, please don't pick your nose!

I haven't posted anything for ages in here....Hmm, here it goes.

Complaints:
1)I have a lot of assignments to be finished T_T
2)I've been feeling depressed over nothing for the past week up til now =_=
3)I need more money!!!!!

I have this one class where we have to learn about co-curriculum, how to organise sports, blablabla....The lecturer's as dull as trolls=he speaks gibberishly in alien tongue aka BM. I can't understand what he talks most of the time. Though there there is one particular feature of his that managed to capture my attention: his humongous, cavernous nostrils!! His are really deep and dark, I wonder if there is any monsters that lurks around in that creepy region. (shudders)I've never seen anything like that until recently. That proves that human being really evolve (in behaviour and in anatomical figure).

Talking about nostrils also reminds me about long nostril hair and nostril shaver. Does anyone have any idea where I can get one? That'll be the best present that a male friend could have. After all, men nowadays are getting savvier about looking good. Long nostril hair can really mar one's look and thus, harms one's chance to get better acquianted with the opposite sex.

New proverb: As gooey as fresh booger
It means, semi-slimy and disgusting.